Things I’ve Learned About Myself

1) While the pace of my job has been picking up lately, it has not picked up enough to entirely eschew blogging.

2) Even when I am busy at work, I’m still bored because office management is only slightly more interesting than eating plain Wasa crackers.

3) Despite having a box of Wasa crackers in my desk drawer, I am still more likely to hit the vending machine for Cheez Its.

4) Writing about food and taking pictures of flowers makes me want to vomit harder than I did last Sunday

5) Flower appreciation and burgeoning culinary skills aside, I am still not an adult. See #4.

6) It’s really hard to not say the f word or talk about my bowel movements for an entire month.

7) I’d rather have a blog in which I can talk about my fucking poops than a blog in which I show you pictures of quinoa even if I know I’ll neglect it when I get moody.