Wednesday, August 19, 2009

In Which I Identify With Hollywood’s Finest

I’ve been trying to blog for the past day and a half, but every time I try, I end up sitting and staring at my site for 15 minutes. In my characteristically fickle way, I’ve decided I’m not in love with my new design. It’s just not me and I might be PMSing so this is suddenly very important. It’s blocking my creative juices. And also maybe my chi. Do I have a chi or is that just for Asians?

Anyway, I think the design is absolutely adorable. Don’t get me wrong. It’s just too adorable. There’s too much lady and not enough sailor visually represented here. I wear stilettos and skirts every day but I also usually have soy sauce on my blouse and I freely flip people off behind their backs when they don’t hold the door for me. Those are equally important sides of my personality. As I explained to Bologna earlier, long hair is fine as long as you tie it back during bar fights. There’s just too much loose hair around here and I’m beginning to compensate with crazy. And we don’t want the crazy to bubble up. Nobody wants that.

So, we’ve identified the problem, but the solution is trickier. My designer just had a baby a week or so ago. I sent a tentative email requesting help but she’s understandably busy caring for a new life form and not tending to my whininess. I’m going to wait till the end of the month to give myself ample time to think this over but I’d kind of like to scrap the frou frou thing, take it back down to the bare bones, and let it return to a more natural state.

Oh God. I think I just got why Britney shaved her head.

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