Let’s Do the Time Warp Again

I can’t believe it’s been almost three weeks since my last post. No, I won’t believe it. I refuse. You must be mistaken. I’m pretty sure I wrote something further down the page and you just missed it. You should appreciate those other posts that you clearly overlooked because it’s been a busy month and my brain is slightly more frazzled than usual. I:

• Finished packing the apartment and jumped up and down to piss off the Evil Landlord
• Moved into the new condo thanks to my crew of six
• Finished unpacking (well, 90% there)
• Skipped town for a long Independence Day weekend
• Formed the Lobster Liberation Front; campaigned against cruel and unusual punishment on the 4th of July; was outwitted by Beau’s uncle who claimed to be a Wiccan who sacrifices crustaceans to the Mother Earth; was told I was infringing on his religious rights which was thoroughly un-American of me
• Developed a weird stomach complaint that made it difficult to eat for an entire week; saw doctor; was told it was probably stress; scoffed at diagnosis
• Put the finishing touches on Bologna’s baby shower
• Drove to the Jerz and got lost near my old hometown
• Cooked for 30 people with Beau and Lulu
• Attended Bologna’s baby shower
• Came home
• Realized my stomach had been better since the day before the shower; started believing that maybe it was stress

But here I am, returning to some semblance of Zen. More stories and details to come now that I’m not clutching my abdomen in pain or throwing baby related items at the computer and hissing through clenched teeth.