The Post That Almost Wasn't

Remember that time I said I was going to post amusing stories and pictures on Sunday or Monday? Remember when I didn’t do that? Remember when I used to not lie to you?

Me neither.

In a nutshell: We drove to Jersey, I got drunk with my bestest friend in the world, Lulu, while having a very serious heart to heart about how I have no professional future, left early in the morning for the family reunion, nearly vomited on the Verrazano Bridge, recovered over a ham sandwich at my uncle and aunt’s house, maintained stomach composure as we drove an hour deeper into Long Island, ate lots of Italian food, watched my cousin get drunk, threw her kids around in the pool, listened to my family badger Beau about proposing to me, ate some more things that accidentally wandered close to my mouth, nearly had an anxiety induced brain aneurism as a result of the horrible drivers careening around the highway on the way home, fell asleep at 10 pm, ate a bagel in the morning, and followed a massive thunderstorm all the way back to Boston which nearly resulted in a second anxiety induced brain aneurism.

Nothing all that eventful happened and I forgot to take pictures so instead, I have prepared the following pictographic representation of my weekend (click for a bigger version):

I used to use that clever version of “The End” to conclude all my homework assignments in elementary school. I might start signing off my work emails that way.