Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Your Boss Knows You Too Well When...

Yesterday, 4:55 pm:
RING RING RING

Dangerous K: Good afternoon, Nerd Herd Magazine.

Voice on other end: I need more magazines. Right now. Give them to me.

Dangerous K: Luanne?

She's back. Luanne of "Did I Mention I'm Double Parked" fame is about to become a repeat offender. She's on her way to my office to make another pick up and generally ruin my day. On her way here from the main campus, she's probably eating small children and puppies and rainbows.

In anticipation of the event, my manager, Bell, sent the following message this morning:

To which I naturally responded:


More updates as events warrant. Meanwhile, I will continue to flinch and dive under my desk whenever the elevator opens.

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