Jobs I Am Immensely Qualified To Perform: 1. Official Chocolate Taste Tester at Hershey (Bonus? It's right down the road from me! No relocation package.) 2. Personal Shopper For People Who Like Neimans, Nordstrom, Bloomies, etc... (I am highly qualified and I love spending other people's money.) 3. Inspecter #12 for Scotch Brand Tape at 3M (I love tape. I play with it without ceasing. I can tell when 3M has fucked with the tape formula.) (But I don't want to live in Minnesota.) (Scratch #3.) 4. Future Queen of England (I will have to divorce my husband and marry William.) (Sad to think about, but do-able.) (Would relish speaking to the little people and calling them "knaves" and "peasants". Ooooooh. Too thrilling to comprehend.)
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Jobs I Am Immensely Qualified To Perform:
1. Official Chocolate Taste Tester at Hershey (Bonus? It's right down the road from me! No relocation package.)
2. Personal Shopper For People Who Like Neimans, Nordstrom, Bloomies, etc... (I am highly qualified and I love spending other people's money.)
3. Inspecter #12 for Scotch Brand Tape at 3M (I love tape. I play with it without ceasing. I can tell when 3M has fucked with the tape formula.) (But I don't want to live in Minnesota.) (Scratch #3.)
4. Future Queen of England (I will have to divorce my husband and marry William.) (Sad to think about, but do-able.) (Would relish speaking to the little people and calling them "knaves" and "peasants". Ooooooh. Too thrilling to comprehend.)
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